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My name is Salina and I like banana pops and instant macaroni and you.

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

saranoh:

brandnewfashion:

doctorannabelleriggs:

ok that is what i’ve been wondering all night

thank you for enlightening me

I’m sure there was some wires involved, too. But yes to his gymnastics.

I can picture Natasha off to the side holding score cards.

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

isthisacanonurl:

isthisacanonurl:

isthisacanonurl:

i’m sure this easter will end on a high note for many.

im bringing this back up because tomorrow’s easter

today’s easter, praise it

apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

likeafieldmouse:

Francis Alys - Sometimes Making Something Leads to Nothing (1997)

zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

image

i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

madlori:

sannapersikka:

(x)

That is too adorable.